Wednesday, May 27, 2009


Conversation between Dave and I the other night.

K: the baby is moving, do you want to touch my belly?
D: No!

K: Why? It's your child, don't you want to feel the baby move at least once?
D: Have you ever seen the movie Alien?
K: No
D: I have and if I touch your stomach that kid might reach his hand up out of your belly and grab me

K: Seriously? What's it going to take to get you to feel this baby move?
D: Money.
K: So if I paid you $10 you would feel it?
D: Yeah! I would have done it for $5, but it's definitely $10 now.

I don't think I'm going to give him $10, but if I do, he has to keep his hand on there for 5 minutes. 5 minutes of Alien torture.


Kate said...

Oh my gosh, your husband is hilarious. Make sure that 10 bucks doesn't come out of YOUR personal money! Eat a lim popsicle before you do, he will kick like crazy!

rebecca said...

He has no idea what he is missing out on!!! I'll touch your belly in his place :)