Will I ever shower alone again?

It's rare that I shower by myself these days. Two things usually happen. Lily is on the counter in the bouncy seat, staring in the mirror or Eloise is standing in the shower with me yelling "rain" as she tries to catch the water. Some days it's a combination of the two. With Eloise, it often involves a slip in the shower from the soap, which always results in crying or her pointing out parts of my body, "boobies mama" or "Lily's milk". I prefer Lily on the counter, it's more peaceful.

However, there are days when I wait until Dave is up and I purposely lock the door to have 5 minutes of peace. The peace is quickly disturbed when I hear Eloise yelling through the door "mama, open the door". This begins to happen just after I step into the shower.

So I ask, will I ever shower alone again?